Who doesn't love shakespearean insults?

Thou artless base-court apple-john!
Thou bawdy doghearted clack-dish!
Thou currish full-gorged gudgeon!
Thou gleeking motley-minded puttock!
Thou pribbling ill-nurtured ratsbane!
Thou ruttish folly-fallen wagtail!
Thou fobbing spur-galled joithead!
Thou mammering pottle-deep hedge-pig!
Thou loggerheaded shard-borne dewberry!
Thou surly beetle-headed giglet!
Thou paunchy beef-witted hugger-mugger!
Thou spleeny toad-spotted  skainsmate!
Thou qualling lily-livered moldwarp!
Thou rank full-gorged bugbear!

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