Who doesn't love shakespearean insults?

Thou artless base-court apple-john!

Thou bawdy doghearted clack-dish!

Thou currish full-gorged gudgeon!

Thou gleeking motley-minded puttock!

Thou pribbling ill-nurtured ratsbane!

Thou ruttish folly-fallen wagtail!

Thou fobbing spur-galled joithead!

Thou mammering pottle-deep hedge-pig!

Thou loggerheaded shard-borne dewberry!

Thou surly beetle-headed giglet!

Thou paunchy beef-witted hugger-mugger!

Thou spleeny toad-spotted  skainsmate!

Thou qualling lily-livered moldwarp!

Thou rank full-gorged bugbear!